ASK US SHIT. <3
kid loki is also now open for questions!

kid loki is also now open for questions!

hiccup is now open for questions!

hiccup is now open for questions!

Aoba.. Do you still require my protection? - Ren
wldcats16

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Aoba: No… not any-

Aoba: Actually, yes, I still need you. 

gimme a break gimme a break gimme a break of that karkat bar
kainic-acanthosaura

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Karkat. You've just won the human lottery for $100,000. Kankri takes it all to publish his own books about social justice.
kainic-acanthosaura

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CG: I DON’T FUCKING CARE ABOUT THIS SHITTY HUMAN LOTTERY

CG: I AM GOD I DON’T NEED THIS SHITTY ASS MONEY

CG: ALTHOUGH, I AM PISSED OFF THAT KANKRI GETS THE MONEY

CG: WHO THE FUCK EVEN LET HIM IN HERE?

Hey Karkat, what's the password
fainting-ostrich

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CG: “IF I HATE MYSELF SO MUCH WHY DON’T I JUST HATE MARRY MYSELF”

CG: … I THINK.

Karkat: Dave walks in wearing just his boxers and carrying a bucket. What do you do?
maxthereaper13

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CG: FUCK

CG: DAVE, NOT AGAIN

CG: WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY ABOUT BUCKETS, DAVE?

CG: WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY?

aoba seragaki is open for questions!

aoba seragaki is open for questions!

Batter, how does dinner sound, mi amigo? -Zacharie
Anonymous

Batter: I’m busy purifying things.  I don’t have time for dates.

Batter, how do you feel about Zachary?
Anonymous

Batter: He’s a good merchant.