ASK US SHIT. <3
Aoba.. Do you still require my protection? - Ren
wldcats16

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Aoba: No… not any-

Aoba: Actually, yes, I still need you. 

gimme a break gimme a break gimme a break of that karkat bar
kainic-acanthosaura

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Karkat. You've just won the human lottery for $100,000. Kankri takes it all to publish his own books about social justice.
kainic-acanthosaura

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CG: I DON’T FUCKING CARE ABOUT THIS SHITTY HUMAN LOTTERY

CG: I AM GOD I DON’T NEED THIS SHITTY ASS MONEY

CG: ALTHOUGH, I AM PISSED OFF THAT KANKRI GETS THE MONEY

CG: WHO THE FUCK EVEN LET HIM IN HERE?

Hey Karkat, what's the password
fainting-ostrich

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CG: “IF I HATE MYSELF SO MUCH WHY DON’T I JUST HATE MARRY MYSELF”

CG: … I THINK.

Karkat: Dave walks in wearing just his boxers and carrying a bucket. What do you do?
maxthereaper13

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CG: FUCK

CG: DAVE, NOT AGAIN

CG: WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY ABOUT BUCKETS, DAVE?

CG: WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY?

aoba seragaki is open for questions!

aoba seragaki is open for questions!

Batter, how does dinner sound, mi amigo? -Zacharie
Anonymous

Batter: I’m busy purifying things.  I don’t have time for dates.

Batter, how do you feel about Zachary?
Anonymous

Batter: He’s a good merchant.

soooooo i guess ill open up daryl for questions too! 
also friendly reminder that this blog exists, even though some of our mods cannot update -doctorwhatnow

soooooo i guess ill open up daryl for questions too! 

also friendly reminder that this blog exists, even though some of our mods cannot update -doctorwhatnow

Gou is now open for questions! 

Gou is now open for questions!